Viking VS Ninja 3

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: March 16, 2006

by AngryAmerican
3-16-06
Do you know what a berserker is? Its a warrior who can receive several lethal wounds yet keep fighting until his enemies are dead or he is reduced to tiny bits.
In my rand we are taught that we are aready dead. therefore there is no need for defense. Each movement is designed to kirr your opponent and to fair is to die.
Wow. That's an interesting concept. So you folks are not much on shields i guess.
We arways thought you carried them to make it easier for your brothers-in-arms to haur your corpse away.
They keep the rain off your head. You can use them for a plate at all you can eat smorgasbourds. They make great pillows. There's no end to their usefulness...
Secretry, since i am going to kirr you anyway, i always thought they rook rearry bad ass. Rirry good for the warrior -credibirity thing