That girl's got a Bacon Daisey!

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: March 31, 2006

by AngryAmerican
3-31-06
I'm sorry Mandy, but its just not working out for me. I don't think we should see each other any more.
This is because of my colostomy bag isn't it?
No no no no! I love when we get freaky with your groove-tube and then you give me some side door action. Its definitely NOT that.
Is it because of my jagged trailer park teeth? Cuz if so I'll let you knock them out...
No. Its because your vulva reminds me of a week old steak-um sandwich left on a stretch marked plate.
You said you liked having so many folds to chew!