|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Seriously, it looks like your pussy tried to devour one of those albino bats, but couldn't swallow the wings. What the hell's goin on down there? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| I've always had huge inner labia. Its how i learned how to swim. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| Its like a giant clam. You know how they extrude that pseudopod and pull themselves along with it? It looks like you should be able to drag yourself along the ground with your snatch. | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| When I was a stripper, that's how i used to hang on to the pole. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| Its like someone surrounded a big mouth bass with mounds of unruly ham. Or a failed Arby's sub. | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| You didn't complain when i gently tugged your balls with them while we fucked. | |
| | |
|
|
|
