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"JESUS. THIS IS YOUR FATHER. ITS TIME TO GET UP."
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| Awww Dad, just let me sleep for a few more days... | |
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"NO! YOU HAVE SEVERAL BILLION SOULS TO SAVE. AND COUNTLESS SINS TO ABSOLVE. WAKEY-WAKEY.
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| But i alredy died for everyone's sins, what more do you want me to do? | |
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"WELL NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT THE LAWN NEEDS MOWED, AND I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE SO I CAN PUT MY NEW ESCALADE IN THERE. CHOP. CHOP!"
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| There better be a hollow chocolate bunny in it for me. And maybe some peanut butter eggs... | |
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