Jesus hates Easter

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: April 15, 2006

by AngryAmerican
4-15-06
"JESUS. THIS IS YOUR FATHER. ITS TIME TO GET UP."
Awww Dad, just let me sleep for a few more days...
"NO! YOU HAVE SEVERAL BILLION SOULS TO SAVE. AND COUNTLESS SINS TO ABSOLVE. WAKEY-WAKEY.
But i alredy died for everyone's sins, what more do you want me to do?
"WELL NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT THE LAWN NEEDS MOWED, AND I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE SO I CAN PUT MY NEW ESCALADE IN THERE. CHOP. CHOP!"
There better be a hollow chocolate bunny in it for me. And maybe some peanut butter eggs...