i hate poker

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: April 20, 2006

by AngryAmerican
4-20-06
Studies prove online poker is a healthier addiction than crack.
YOU FUCKIN FUCK! THAT'S BULLSHIT! EVERYONE CAN CATCH SOMETHING ON THE FUCKIN RIVER BUT ME!
This same study found that prolonged crack abuse can cause psychosis.
SERIOUSLY, ONE MORE BULL-FUCKIN-SHIT HAND LIKE THAT AND I'M SMASHIN THIS GODDAMN KEYBOARD!
The study did not account for temper tantrums thrown by poor losers.
MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK! CUNT! BITCH-FUCK-PISS-TWAT-FUCK! GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN BULLSHIT! FULL HOUSES FOR FUCKIN EVERYONE! (incoherent howl of rage)