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| OK Mecha-cop. Scenario one. A man who has just robbed a bank is holding a gun to one of the tellers head and demanding a getaway car. What do you do? | |
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| BLOW HIS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF WITH A PRECISELY AIMED SHOT FROM MY .60 SIDEARM. | |
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| Well, maybe you should attempt to negotiate with him first. Remember, deadly force is always a last resort. | |
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| I AM A PERFECTLY ENGINEERED KILLING MACHINE. I NEGOTIATE WITH NOTHING MADE OF WEAK FLESH. I WOULD SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD THEN SAY SOMETHING CLEVER LIKE "I WARNED HIM NOT TO LOSE HIS HEAD." | |
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| I think this thing's programmed for Detroit, guys. Can we recode it for something other than "warzone" and get some donuts? | |
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| YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO DROP THE PASTRY. NINE. EIGHT.... | |
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