Mech-cop

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: April 25, 2006

by AngryAmerican
4-25-06
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE SALE OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT PERMIT. DROP THE COOKIES, TAKE THREE PACES BACKWARD AND GET ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR FACE DOWN.
You're funny, Mr. Robot.
ON THE GROUND NOW SCUMBAG OR I WILL SPRAY THE PAVEMENT WITH YOUR BRAINS THEN DROP A MOP ON YOUR CORPSE AND SAY "COLLECT YOUR THOUGHTS WITH THIS"
What the fuck?
Who the hell programmed this thing? Arnold Swartzanegger?
'Field test 2. Complete and utter failure.' Christ. Let's get him back to the lab then grab some danish. You coming Detective Ho?