A totally true story. dude.

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: April 28, 2006

by AngryAmerican
4-28-06
Dude, i just totally ate a surfer chick.
Rad. Thought i smelled blood in the water.
I like saving the crotch for last, it tastes like mahi-mahi.
That's usually where i try to bite first. So tender....
Bitch had an ipod too. Shame her taste in music runs toward crappy, repetitive pop punk.
Wow. Sucks to be you. How long do the batteries last?