the quasi-amazing Dr. Tiki

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: May 15, 2006

by AngryAmerican
5-15-06
You know what, fuck you people. You're getting attacked by alien zombies and NOW you want me to save you.
But when I first burst onto the scene and announced to the world that I, the mysterious Dr. Tiki, the world's first Hawiian superhero was here to save the day, you just laughed.
I'm not gonna waste a single explosive pineapple to save you.