da news at 4

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: May 17, 2006

by AngryAmerican
5-17-06
Today on the city's east side a group of enterprising childrens dreams were dashed as their lemonade stand exploded and burned fiercely for 3 hours.
My parents are so gullible. They never even asked my why i needed 10 cases of sudafed and acetone to make lemonade.
With the profits we made from our meth stand we're going to grow 4 acres of poppies, enslave some thai people and make the best damn heroin ever.
Authorities are baffled.