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Author: AngryAmerican

Date: May 17, 2006

by AngryAmerican
5-17-06
...and the the President grinned sheepishly, said "I made pee-pee" and pulled his pants back down. And now for breaking news we go to an alien in a thong.
Susan, my sources indicate to me that the writer of this lame, lame comic is exceedingly hungover and has just vomited all over, narrowly missing his computer. Back to you!
In other news I have been cloned.
No I haven't.