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| ...leaving her shattered carcass smeared on the highway as a warning to others. Ever say to yourself 'there's no such thing as a free lunch'? Well, you're wrong. Bill Sunday with details... | |
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| So you're telling me what? That if i, or anyone else cares to fellate you, you'll give us a free Uber-Burger combo AND you'll Mammoth-Size it no less. | |
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| That's right. I'm also giving out free Red fruit pies to any girl who shows me her burgina. | |
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| Wow. In other news my colostomy bag seems to have ruptured and i'm sitting in a rapidly cooling puddle of my own liquid fecal matter. Film at eleven. Over to you, Stacy! | |
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| Mmmm, that stench takes me back to Germany and some educational films i made. Ever wonder how they make animals dance around in those cute commercials? We'll show you! | |
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