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| So i heard Snorri got chosen by a Valkyrie last week. | |
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| Yeah, he took an axe to the face after killing 27 Swedes. | |
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| Lucky bastard. I always thought he was kinda overrated ya know? | |
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| Totally. Like who hasn't killed 27 Swedes? They're fucktards. It's almost as easy as killin Saxons. | |
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| Yeah, i stopped counting Saxons long ago, they're too easy. I almost feel bad when I pry a wheel of cheddar out of their cold, dead fingers. | |
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| Cheddar is good but i like brie better. Let's go to Gaul and kill some Franks and take thier cheese. It'll be fun. I'll bring the crackers. | |
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