Vikings 13

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: May 26, 2006

by AngryAmerican
5-26-06
So i heard Snorri got chosen by a Valkyrie last week.
Yeah, he took an axe to the face after killing 27 Swedes.
Lucky bastard. I always thought he was kinda overrated ya know?
Totally. Like who hasn't killed 27 Swedes? They're fucktards. It's almost as easy as killin Saxons.
Yeah, i stopped counting Saxons long ago, they're too easy. I almost feel bad when I pry a wheel of cheddar out of their cold, dead fingers.
Cheddar is good but i like brie better. Let's go to Gaul and kill some Franks and take thier cheese. It'll be fun. I'll bring the crackers.