there goes the neighborhood....

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: May 31, 2006

by AngryAmerican
5-31-06
Greetings! I am your new neighbor, Dr. Tiki, the world's first Hawiian superhero.
Anyone's better than Tim Allen....
I would like to invite to my luau tonight. There'll be poi, suckling pig, fire and hula dancers. Oh yeah, and lots of boozy fruit punch!
At what point should i rty to tell him I'm a deaf mute?
Hmmmm, not much of a talker huh? Well you definitely got the whole 'deranged stare' thing down pat. Come on over anyway. I'm a superhero, if you go all bat-fuck, I can stop you before you hurt someone
Dear God what is he saying! I'm not sure whether to smile or get the shotgun...