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| Hello fellow lovers of freedom, Dick Cheney here with another installment of the Vice Presidents Report. I'm known as a 'stright-shooter', so here's the deal... | |
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| In the best interests of our god fearing nation, i have had myself cloned several times despite the fact I am vehemently opposed to the idea of playing God. | |
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| Frankly, I'm just too damn important to let morals deprive our country of me. Now that this has been done, I am vehemently opposed to the idea of playing God. | |
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| Secondly, we've decided to change the name of the country to 'Bushmerica', and have installed our beloved leaders brain into an indestructible robot body so that he may lead us in greatness forever. | |
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| Hello Bushmericans! Four thousand more years! | |
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