"Allah size it"

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: June 14, 2006

by AngryAmerican
6-14-06
Welcome to Burger Jihad! How may I be your servant?
Do you have Happy meals?
Oh no young caucasian! In our holy land there is no happiness for one such as you. You would have your tongue cut out and eyes gouged from your head the sockets to be packed with burning sand.
Umm. So i guess a toy is out of the question?
Oh most definitely! Even if you survived the gang sodomy, there would be no toy for you to be fun having with. Would you like to try a kafta combo? It is like hamburger shaped like hot dog.
MOM!!! THE TERRORIST TOUCHED ME IN MY BAD PLACE!!!