lost Dr Seuss books

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: July 7, 2006

by AngryAmerican
7-07-06
Look baby! Mommy got you a new book! A Dr. Seuss book she found in the cut out bin for 10 cents. You want mommy to read it to you? Yes you do!
*gurgle*
Its called 'My Achin Balls'. Hmm, odd title. Well, here we go! "I have to walk funny today. I am walking funny some folks might say. With a kind of lurch and a grunt of pain...
...My achin balls drive me insane."?...What the hell?... "They slap to the left and they slap to the right, I should switch to briefs cuz they fit so tight." OK, mommy's not readin anymore of this.
*goo*