Dr. Pembroke: Sexual Veternarian

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: August 26, 2006

by AngryAmerican
8-26-06
Well it seems your mule is resisting treatment. I fear we're gonna have to attempt fellatio next.
What's fellatio?
Oh, Amish. Right. Um...Fellatio's an ancient treatment technique utilizing the healing power of ejaculations frequently combined with peanut butter.
What's ejaculations?
*Sigh.* Just give me five minutes alone with your mule, OK?
You're the vet....