Dr. Pembroke: Sexual Space Veternarian

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: August 29, 2006

by AngryAmerican
8-29-06
Captain, I'm happy to announce that your tribble is going to be fine. She came through the surgery with flying colors!
Thanks doc, that's a relief. But how can you tell if its a female or not? They appear to be nothing more than semi animate balls of fur.
You have to lick teasingly in concentric circles all over the tribble in question. If after an hour or two there's no discharge, it's a female.
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Or you can attempt insertion....
Security team to bridge.