Doc Pembroke, Master of Hamsters

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: August 29, 2006

by AngryAmerican
8-29-06
Ma'am, i'm afraid your daughters hamster is dead. It just...it just stopped moving.
Oh no. She's gonna be so upset.
Yes. She will. The little guy was a fighter though, to the very end. It took me by surprise because i was sure i packed enough trail mix in my ass,
and i really thought that i'd worked all the bugs out of the tiny set of scuba gear...