Ironic Celebrity Deaths 2

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: September 7, 2006

by AngryAmerican
9-07-06
So tell me Paris Hilton, how do you feel about your death?
Well, like i never thought that sewing a quilt would ever be so dangerous.
Did it ever occur to you the grizzly bears DO NOT have body hair that can be made into wool?
Fuck no. The producers of my show, The Simple Life, told me that Scottish knit sweaters right from the bear...
Well I for one am shocked... Join us next week when we find out if Rosie O'Donnell could tell the difference between a tuna cannery and a lesbian bar....
We're still on for a third season, right?