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| So tell me Paris Hilton, how do you feel about your death? | |
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| Well, like i never thought that sewing a quilt would ever be so dangerous. | |
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| Did it ever occur to you the grizzly bears DO NOT have body hair that can be made into wool? | |
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| Fuck no. The producers of my show, The Simple Life, told me that Scottish knit sweaters right from the bear... | |
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| Well I for one am shocked... Join us next week when we find out if Rosie O'Donnell could tell the difference between a tuna cannery and a lesbian bar.... | |
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| We're still on for a third season, right? | |
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