Santa's little smuggler

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: September 27, 2006

by AngryAmerican
9-27-06
You can't keep me in here without any evidence!
Hey elfcock, how about not making me beat the shit out of you?
I didn't DO anything!
What about the 3 lbs. of plastic explosives shaped like a barbie doll?
Um...that was for recreational use?
Charlie, I'm gonna need the leg irons and your nightstick...