the long, slow end of Chad.

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: October 12, 2006

by AngryAmerican
10-12-06
All right Chad from Nickelback, now you pay for your crimes against music and reason. I'm going to torture you death over the course of months.
Dear God, ay! What did I do to you!?!
You wrote that fucking song about 'been down, been wrong, been to the bottom of every bottle...'. You fucked up Chad cuz I CAN'T GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING SONG OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING HEAD!!!!
Dude, its just a song! I didn't mean anything, i just wanted to make money!!!
And I truly hope you enjoyed it. I sincerly hope it was worth the hellish nightmare I live everyday with those innane lyrics smashing about in my head. Making me crave death.
I knew i shoulda kept my job at the massage parlor...