The Return of Doc Pembroke: Sexual Veternarian Down Under...

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: December 7, 2006

by AngryAmerican
12-07-06
Oi mate, your kangaroo has the worst case of priapism I've ever seen!
Crikey! What's priapism?
Its the most painful, persistent and diabolical erection you've evah had mate! And your 'roo's got it in spades!
Do everything ya can doc! Money's not an issue!
Nurse! I'll need some meth amphetamine, a case of crackers, some peanut butter and four nursing basset hounds! Stat!
I'd like to watch....if that's OK....?