The Return of Doc Pembroke: Down Under!

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: December 7, 2006

by AngryAmerican
12-07-06
I'm sorry to mate, but yer koala didn't make it.
Dear God, wha happened to it?
Well, i had woven a jockstrap from eucalyptus leaves, OK, and the bloody thing just LEAPED INTO MY MAKESHIFT MAN-SLING....
I don't like where this's goin....
....and it somehow got accidentally impaled on my INSANELY HARD manhood.
Goddamn city doctors...