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| Why are you always so grumpy at Christmas time Grandpa? | |
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| Because Tommy, Christmas is a big crap sandwich served with a side of swollen prostrate. | |
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| Aww cmon Grandpa, Christmas is great! You get presents, a huge dinner, and Mom usually lets me have a glass of schnapps! | |
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| Soft! You kids have it soft! Christmas didn't always used to be so damn happy go lucky and have another damn cookie while you're at it. | |
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For dramatic effect, picture the light dimming and various sinsiter shadows forming on Abe's face. thanks.
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| No Tommy it damn well didn't! | |
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