Doc Pembroke-Middle Earth Veternarian 1

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: April 19, 2008

by AngryAmerican
4-19-08
Doctor please help! My dragon has taken ill and my magic is ineffective!
Hmm. This sounds serious. I'll just have a quick look at him shall I?
Well, its just as I first suspected. Your dragon is suffering from Ginormous Phallic Disinertial Rectorus Draconis.
What does that mean?!
It means he has an enormous penis and I must do something about it, stat!
This sounds expensive.