Doc Pembroke-Middle Earth Veternarian 3

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: April 19, 2008

by AngryAmerican
4-19-08
The dragon lies in yon barn. We moved him there when he took ill.
Excellent, Wizard. I'll begin immediately!
Nurse Aelfwich, seal the barn and get me some scaffolding, a six foot funnel with 3 yards of hose, and enough bridlery for a score of warhorses.
Will that be all Doctor?
No. I will also require one hundred gallons of personal lubricant, my fire proof loincloth, my magic Gloves of Exploration...
Fuck. I knew this was going to be expensive.