star shrek. i'm drunbk

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: June 11, 2008

by AngryAmerican
6-11-08
Captain's Log Stardate 4_59-0. Our Vulcan Science Officer makes a suggestion that is logical...........for men trapped together on a ship.
If not regularly milked, the prostrate gland can become a Homosexual nightmare, complete with boxer bombs and nail jocks.
Scotty, get me the hell outta here. Now.
My brother was himself the victim of shemale bomb....
Sadly his nipples turned an earth brown when he was savagely nursed on by a wild rhynthogg on Specula IV.