Church of Bovinus and the Lactate-Day Saints

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: July 28, 2008

by AngryAmerican
7-28-08
Thank you for attending Brothers and Sisters. Harken now to the wisdom of the Mighty Bovinus, Whose words I will now convey!
Moooo, mooo. Mooooo-Moooowha!..........Moo.
Welcome Adherents! Your wives, children and money are now mine and will be blessed in due accordance with my whims. Blessed be!
Moooo-ooooo.