Viking Princes Olaf and Harold

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: August 20, 2008

by AngryAmerican
8-20-08
LET'S GO CRAZY in my LITTLE RED CORVETTE! I'm SOFT AND WET and SUPERCUTE!
DAMN U make me DELIRIOUS with your DIRTY MIND! 2GETHER we could GETT OFF you BETCHA BY GOLLY WOW.
If I was YOUR GIRLFRIEND I would be INSATIABLE and JERK OUT your battering ram! JUST AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER, MY NAME IS PRINCE.
COME ON, let's make some CONTROVERSY. I'll GLAM SLAM your PINK CASHMERE while you wear that RASPBERRY BERET.
LET'S PRETEND WE'RE MARRIED! I'll let you call me The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince!
We'll go to the 999 (A.D.) party because I FEEL FOR YOU. At the same time I HATE U yet still WANNE BE YOUR LOVER. I'm SCANDALOUS.