Mug O'Java 4

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: September 9, 2008

by AngryAmerican
9-09-08
I got this friend who swears he saw Bigfoot. We got drunk one night and I made him take me to where he saw it.
When he went to take a piss, I started screaming like I was being ripped apart as I donned my ape costume.
Then I jumped out of the shadows and DESTROYED HIS ASS. To this day he won't go into the woods...