RCLG: Reckless Conservatism Loses Ground

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: January 28, 2009

by AngryAmerican
1-28-09
*honk honk* Hey little squirrel, did you know that Dubya kept America safe for 7 and a half years?
Really? How can that be proven? Maybe the terrorists blew their wad on 9/11.
Well...um...ah...Fuck you! He kept us safe man! I need to FEEL SAFE! *sob whimper*
Is that why you're in a car INSIDE your living room?
Actually its due to overpriced gas and utter economic failure. I can't afford to driv e anywhere.
Thanks for keeping us safe Dubya!