Great Penguin Uprising 3

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: April 3, 2009

by AngryAmerican
4-03-09
General Waddly sir, the human outpost has been destroyed, the XBox captured and the survivors eaten sir!
Excellent work Captain. What about the weed? Do we have chronic or skank?
Sir I am happy to report the weed is as chronic as you wanna be. Its danker than a polar bears asshole, sir!
Right! Captain I want you to send an SOS signal requesting more humans and weed, then load up my hookah.
Sir yes sir! Sir do you think it wise to ask for more humans? What if they send more than we can handle?
How many could there be?