Jim and Tim McSweeny. Two regular dudes. With scythes.

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: July 14, 2009

by AngryAmerican
7-14-09
Phone service courtesy of Nextel.
Hey Timmy.
What's up me boyo?
Hey I've just heard from Mr. White and Mr. Black, and both of em say that they haven't seen Farrah yet. You collected her didn't you?
Yeah. No. Well about that, I mea...
Oh Timmy no! ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME! WHAT DID YOU DO YOU LOATHESOME LITTLE CUNT?!
I. I..uh. FUCK! SHIT!. She got me Jimmy. I'm weak! I'm so sorry. We went back to Season 2 of Charlie's Angels. I didn't...I couldn't. *SOB* Oh Jimmy. What have I done?