The McSweenys. Reapers with the Human Touch.

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: July 14, 2009

by AngryAmerican
7-14-09
Jesus fuck Timmy. Tell me what ya did ya fucking abject slave to the cock you don't even have!
Metaphorically I have one. We had one full day of metaphorically phenomenal filthy fuck-sex.
Metaphorical se... Have ya lost yer fucking mind Timmy? Have ya gone fuckin daft? Metaphorical sex is it?
Yeah. Hot, sweaty, cum drenched, no holes barred, just rape-the-shit-out-of-me-in -whatever-hole-is-handy, ball draining sex.
Fuck you ya dumb fuck! You're gonna burn for this Tim! First fucking Rule man! And...and...Fuck. It was totally worth it wasn't it?
Every glorious second, lad. Every metaphorically ball-draining second.