If Pizarro and Cortes Met in Aztland

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: July 14, 2009

by AngryAmerican
7-14-09
Pizarro! my cousin! It is an almost unbelievable coincidence that we have met randomly here on the beach ot Aztland!
My dear Cortes! Indeed it is a splendid pleasure to inexplicably see you here also. I claim this land in the name of the King of Balboa.
What. Fuck you Pizarro! I was greeting you! You can't make a claim while returning a greeting. And in reply I say I claim this land in the name of the King of Castile!
No! These small, brown skinned people are mine to slaughter! I claimed them first!