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He once had bruising, amazon-style sex with Lynda Carter. The native villagers referred to him as "The White Python".
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He made a name for himself by building simple things. Like the Orbiting Animal Sanctuary. And Never-Neverland.
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In prison, he traded new fish for Snickers bars. Then wrote poems about it.
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| I don't always drink beer. Like when drinking toilet-fermented Kool-Aid. But when I do drink beer, I drink Tres Equis. Stay thirsty, asshats. | |
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