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He got barred for life from the Playboy Mansion because his pheromones caused a sexual riot which injured 4 Bunnies and 2 of the Bee Gees.
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He found the perfectly preserved body of Jesus Christ, who it turned out wasn't actually crucified, but had merely fallen into any icy crevasse while in Switzerland.
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He taught billiards to an enitre tribe of pygmies, because it needed to be done.
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| I don't always drink beer. Like when I'm felching a shemale. But when I do, I drink Tres Equis. Stay thirsty, putos. | |
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