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He empathically communes with sharks, and defends them from brutal dolphin attacks. He taught them all he knows about fishooks.
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He once accidentally destroyed an entire Yugoslavian town searching for his pants. He paid to have it rebuilt. With TWO movie theaters and a KFC.
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He teaches English to small asain children.
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| I'm don't always drink beer. Like when I'm chasing the dragon. But when I do, I drink Tres Equis. Stay thirsty, bendajos. | |
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