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| Okay ladies and gentlemen, can I have you attention please. I proudly present America's current bestselling novelist, | |
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| and recepient of the Nobel Prize for Peace. Dr. Alawicious Roon! | |
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| Hello groundhogs and lime trees! I will hover barrows now and keep tinsel importantly! | |
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| What Dr. Roon meant is that he will be signing copies of his book, "Why Chad From Nickelback Must Die." And answering questions. | |
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