Voices Carry (But slang doesn't)

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: September 29, 2010

by AngryAmerican
9-29-10
'Ould you toffle me where the sparrywhicker is?
Excuse me?
'Ould you nudge me toward where I ould dinkle the ole pangle-da-wangle?
Huh?
Where's the bloody loo, mate?
Oh. Right over there.