Bitch Smacks 1

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: December 1, 2010

by AngryAmerican
12-01-10
I can't believe this fucking cereal.
Its like 30% meth-amphetamine.
Who the hell are we marketing it to anyway? What's our demographic?
Disenfranchised young black males. While only 3.9% of the possible consumer base, they eat 43% of the cereal sold in the US.
Fuck. So whatya got?
BITCH SMACKS!! Dey'rrrrrrre PHAT!