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by AngrySigh
1-15-05
Nevermind how the conversation got to this point.
So you're saying that women with hot bodies are porn stars?
Nah, I'm saying that porn stars are usually women with hot bodies or men with enormous genitalia.
Well there goes my dream.
Ha, shut up. I know differently.
Should I ask?
No.

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
So how's your fellatio study coming along?
Oh, very, very well.
I've been doing lots of field research.
Now I just need a White House internship. ;-)

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
Are you going to be the next Shakespeare, then? Start making up words now!
Hmm....
Disentramplement!
Ooh, good one...is that like when you peel the roadkill off the road and take it home with you?
Yes, just that!

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
Tyga, will you have my babies?
For dinner, perhaps.
Otherwise, no.
Sorry.

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
Why the hell do you wear underwear to bed?
Well, you don't want to flash your roommates.
It's not like you have anything shocking that they haven't seen before.
Well, Denise saw a boob once and she freaked out.
She saw one boob and she freaked out. What does she do when she sees the to that she has?
*whisper* Well, Denise doesn't *really* have two boobs...

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
EEEE! Excited! If I was a girl I'd touch myself.
Why if you were a girl?
Actually I was just testing your reaction. That and it would probably be more enjoyable to touch myself if I was a girl.
Um....
...Doooooon't look into it too deeply.
Mmmmmkay.

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
Haven't talked to you at all today.
I'm sure we will both get through it somehow.
Heh. You're like my heroin, I'm addicted.
And you have to inject me in your eyelids so it doesn't show?

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
I was turned on until I saw Paris Hilton.
Could you see her spleen?
Fully clothed with a man's hairdo.
Her spleen has hair?
No, smartass. I haven't seen her spleen, thank god.
Then how do you know it doesn't have hair?

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
She told you she has red pubes and Hello Kitty panties, yet you think she isn't sexually attracted to you?
She told me nothing of her pubes! I literally asked if she had colored her hair and some point.
And she told you, "Nope! I'm a *natural* redhead! Tee-hee!" And then she showed you her Hello Kitty panties. And you said, "HELLO, KITTY!! MRAWR!"
She totally didn't show me her panties!
Maybe next time she'll let you play with her cat!
*sigh*

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
I can't even wonder what it would be like for a woman to love me. I'll bet it would be amazing. I won't be holding my breath for that one. Some people aren't lovable.
Yeah, the ones who are dead and decayed. It's not much fun to cuddle with a corpse.
I have some kind of anti-attractiveness.
Yeah, it's called depression. It's the depression and self-pity that turns people off. Nobody wants to be around someone who spends all their time dwelling on how terrible they are.
Yeah. That, and my looks/personality are terrible.
*head hit keyboard*

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
Yay! Christmas time!
I wanna do naughty and nice things to you. Mrowr.
You'd better like your present, heh.
Well, you'd better like yours. It was not cheap.
Neither was yours.
*grr*
God, I mean, gumball machines are expensive now. ;-)

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
Ack! (*&^! When did it get to be 8:35?!
Just now. What happens now is now.
What happened to then?
We passed it.
When?
Just now.

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
*singing* ....You've had a lot of dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine!"
She should do a porno with that playing in the background.
No she shouldn't.
Why not?
Because it would be tacky.
?

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
Still drunk?
Ha, yeah.
Fancy a drunken roll in the hay?
It seems like I've been getting a lot of suggestive comments tonight. I wonder if it's all in my head.
Nah, I actually want to put my penis in you.
...

 

by AngrySigh
11-08-06
Aww! Look at the cute squirrels!
They're so cute, chasing each other!
Ha, ha, they're playing squirrelly tag!
Um...yeah. "Tag! You're pregnant!"

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