Thank you AI, you saved the gene pool again

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: April 2, 2001

This is what happens when you have no friends:
Welcome to Hotmail. You Have: No New Messages.... (for the fifth time in an hour... reject.)
Too much time at the computer.
"All your base are belong to us!"
Sometimes these things are for the best.
Thats it. I'm going to sterilize you.