If Only I Were Making This Up

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: April 8, 2001

Every now and then, I have a resurgence of bitter hatred for life.
You know, your father enjoys those kinds of movies.
If there was a God, I would burst into flames right now.
Yes, she meant porn.
Daughter, dear, I want to talk to you. You know, somtimes long car trips can cause hemoroids.
Okay, bust into flames NOW!!
(see title)
You know how to treat hemoroids? Well, you...
Sweet, sweeeet death...