I feel way too cliche

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: June 8, 2001

Umm, hi, Cain?
Oh, no, this is his mother. He's never home. Haha! Maybe he'll return your call if he thinks your'e worthwhile. Haha! Bye!
Now, a turth-talking phone. Oh, joy.
goddamnit.
I can't believe how pathetic this chic is.