My new mantra: "I'm getting paid for this...."

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: June 22, 2001

I hate
Hi, I'm calling to ask you to donate money to some good causes-
What?! You're a telemarketer? DIE!!!
my job
Hello, I was hoping you would support your local police force-
DIE DIE DIE PHONE SOLICITOR!!! YOU HAVE NO SOUL!!!!
so much.
Look, I'm being nice and only doing this job, that I happen to need-
You are a waste of space and have less worth than what I just coughed up. Trust me. You know its the truth.