Hate My LIFE

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: June 26, 2001

Yes, this actually happened. Pray for me.
Daughter, I decided that your job is shitty. You're grounded until you get another job that you enjoy!!
But, my job is fine! I've only had it a week, of course it still upsets me! Calm down!
NO! I INSIST on being psychotic! Get a new job NOW!! NOW!!
If I cooperate with you in your freakish delusions, will you un-ground me?
Fine. Now, I'm going to try and be you friend. If I'm goofy and stupid, will you love me?
Kill me.