Love my Best Friend

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: July 2, 2001

Hey, mom, I'm going to spend the night with the pengin, okay?
What? No, why!? Will her parents be home? Last time you did that, You got trashed and then lied to me about it! I know it!! I KNOW IT!!!
No, look, mom, I'm the good kid, remember? Please, dont resent me. Love me.
NO! Never! You have tained my love for you by existing. HATE HATE HATE!!!
So, yeah, thats the way it went.
Too bad you parents suck ass. Did you tell them to go fuck themselves?